I have a blog, it’s called ‘Advice I’ll Never Give My Future Son’.

The premise is simple ‘It’s the future, and I’m dead. But I thought ahead and wrote all my fatherly advice for my son so he would be able to understand and handle puberty, relationships, and sex.’

Expect jokes about sex, the future, the present, pop culture, masturbation, and metaphors, lots and lots of metaphors.

It’s going to be a lot of fun, so please check it out and follow and all the other things people do on Tumblr.